“Terrifying bill passed during NBA playoffs.” My favorite line from the article: “The swift passage of this very important law proves what I [President Bush] have always believed: that government works best when spared the constant carping and criticism of naysayers.”

…and anyone who else wants to take it, too. Take the test and let me know how big a geek you are. I was surprised to learn that I am only 9.07298% geek.

If you can’t get enough of those wonderful, desperate pleas from Nigerians who trust you to help smuggle their cash out of their country, My Favorite Nigerians has published a few of the better messages received. Who knew Nigeria had so much money just lying around? (ViaBoingBoing)

Each year, the Dallas Bar Association presents “Bar None,” a variety show featuring lawyers, judges, and others in the legal community singing, dancing, and generally making fools of themselves — all for charity. This year, Bar None celebrates its 18th season with:

Check out the Bar None website for more information on buying tickets to…

Want your morning to fly by faster? Use lunchclock.com, and extend your lunchtime by up to 30 minutes.

A Mighty Wind comes out today — the site has trailers and clips of music from the soundtrack.

Who knew? Read selections from the poetry of D.H. Rumsfeld.

It’s Saturday afternoon, you’re preaching at three church services tomorrow, and you’re sermon’s unwritten. What to do? Thanks to Last Minute Sermons, you can rest easy. 42 ready-made sermons are available at 8 Pounds (about $12.50) each.